He was so M'Lottd this is all we heard when he got home. "i wenta dog track...you know?...silly dog won!..so i got pissed..you know?...ah geez i piss myself...anyway...did i tell you the silly dog won?..........uhh what day is it?....oh no i piss myself....its crazy....think i might go to bed...bit hungry...might fry up some lettuce....owwwwww i burn myself.....owwwwwwwwww i did it again.......really hurts....didnt know this was your food?...people shouldnt assume you know?....come on..no..im not pissed....i had a few beers........................................................."
by jimbozee September 30, 2011
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