a douche bag from the midwest. also could be called a nerd. loves to read and jerk off to NPR. he is a game nerd who thinks hes better than mclovin69 <---- even though hes a total muscular badass that whoops ass at DW and metalstorm
As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.