Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.

Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*

by retouQ August 30, 2010

free range chicken

A person afraid of anything and everything.

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

Minecraft free no scam

A VIRUS
BASICALLY A VIRUS FOUND ON SOFTONIC
IDK MORE ABOUT IT

its used for people who like to scam
"minecraft free no scam"

by Toxman1429 February 11, 2022

Finger Free February

no nut november ferda girls

girl: how’s no nut november?

joe: ugh i can’t wait till finger free february

by qoah November 4, 2019

free fly honey

a single, pretty lady

free = single

fly = pretty

honey = lady

Damn, that shawtyeee is definitely a free fly honey

by Megatron's Purple Penis January 22, 2011

Lint-Free Road

A road less traveled; a back road; often taken to avoid police, aka "the fuzz". Where the word lint comes from in the term.

Lisa took the lint-free road, even though it was unlit, dirt, and flooded with pot holes, to avoid getting stopped by the cops.

by Julsta August 21, 2008

free and easy night

An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.

Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.

by gym3m3 February 1, 2023