Crane Works

A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them.

That woman must work for Crane Works!

by Tom Hankins November 3, 2008

Cranasian

a crazy, Canadian Asian.

Many have heard Crasian before but those near the Canadian border will learn that there is another type of Crasian, those of Canadian citizenship.

Man, those Cranasians are all over the road; they must be on their way down to our mall.

by Kashi Johnson October 1, 2008

craneflag

A flag that is attached via a weight to a construction crane.

I was driving to the beach and saw at least 10 craneflags.

by Matthew Bischoff October 18, 2008

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

cranialrectosis

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head

Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.

by BG14742 January 23, 2009

Crankin dat soulja boy

Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.

"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."

by AtlMandingo April 1, 2009

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009