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Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him
by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020
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Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads
Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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Christian

A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.
So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.

THEN I REALIZED

christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020
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Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.
Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020
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Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af
are you christian elliott monroe barber?
by jeter_derek December 22, 2020
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Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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christian position

When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
by Billy from it September 20, 2017
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