bean cap 

Another word for a blowjob.

I just got a bean cap off of Leann Cambell.

bean cap by Bill English September 26, 2004

flip your bean 

when a woman masterbates and plays with her clit, flipping her bean.

i flipped my bean and then fingered myself and came all over my hand.....

flip your bean by maniak killette April 2, 2004

bean wank

a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating

also you can swop the word for nearly anything

e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)

i had a bean wank lastnight with heinz

bean wank by biggaydaverave April 24, 2008

Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

Beamsvillian by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

bean bomb

A fart. So named because beans make excellent fart fuel and cause many of the farts we smell.

I was alone in the elevator, so I decided to drop one super stinky bean bomb right then and there, so I would not offend anyone nor embarrass myself. Right then, the elevator stopped, and that super foxy chick I've been wanting to ask out appeared as the door slid open. She smiled invitingly. Then the looks of suprise, repulsion and disgust quickly washed across her face. "GROSS!", she yelled, as she turned around and jogged towards the elevator down the hall.

bean bomb by Jeff Artist December 9, 2006

you bean

an insult used by very few people

the we need to play god of war
THATS NOT MULTIPLAYER YOU BEAN

you bean by Tête-à-tête twist May 22, 2018

Osama Bean Laden 

A laughable attempt at spelling "Osama Bin Laden"

If you spell Osama Bin Laden as "Osama Bean Laden", you are a fucktard.

Osama Bean Laden by p00flake September 28, 2006