toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 01, 2016

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 04, 2019

Toilet poopy

A child’s word for shit in the toilet not on the floor bozo.

Random ass child: TOILET POOPY! NO TOILET FLORRY.
Teen who seemingly is drunk: bla bla bla. I don’t care ima do it anyways.

by Superdiaper February 01, 2023

skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning

skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods

OHHHH YESSSSS I JUST WON THE GOONING COMPETITION BY skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning

by Curry john stone September 04, 2024

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020