verbal shart

A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.

J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.

by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013

taco bell shart

A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.

Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.

by SodaMan73 August 8, 2017

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

shart attack

False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)

Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.

by codimus123 April 1, 2010

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

by Jacobe' February 9, 2008

shart

chuck anderson's most common action

while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted

by Cukoo Puffs May 17, 2006