Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

patent suits

Patent suits have become very common in recent years as technology companies try to "borrow",or use,or perhaps even steal each other's ideas.

It looked as patent suits in both company

by Ksenia Solyanik November 16, 2016

patechi

Romanian slang for one who walks backwards and jerks off

this guy is such a patechi

by pseudonym 112 January 21, 2017

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017

Phate

People that hate or dislike protestors

Man those people on the other side of the street straight phating, I phate that other group protesting.

by Magic1911 August 16, 2017

Patent-spirit

Someone who have a patent oriented state of mind

He think with different prospective and much more intelligently. He has a good patent-spirit.

by Adnane Remmal September 16, 2017

Pilate Aluminum

'Advanced level' Pilates perspiration:
When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).

Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)

"Girl did you see {insert white girl name here} in class today? She was "Pilate Aluminum"

by Breezy2748 January 12, 2018