A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.
Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 30, 2024
Things I learned in the fire! Hard lessons learned by a man after getting burned again and again and again in relationships with women who saw him as a male step-down.
by RUFDAY1 June 10, 2023
at the bar
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)
girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)
girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male
by musterM June 27, 2021
Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!
by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022
by FlyeorDie June 22, 2022
An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023