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Green Nails 

She is obsessed with Youtubers and wants to absolutely fuck them. Upside down hanging off a bungee cord face fuck
Green Nails by RockyHitter23 June 22, 2021

Green Day 

Quite possibly the worst band that has ever existed made up of the three most untalented musicians of all time. Only pathetic little stoner motherfuckers like them such as Mark Hill.
Green Day are shit, shit, shit, shit,shit, SHIT!
That last sentence is as creative as all their songs put together!
Mark Hill is a wee fucker!
Green Day by Rambo April 7, 2005

green day 

most awesome band ever, and (contrary to popular belief) have had more than ONE FREEKIN ALBUM.
have many fans. some real, some not.
by 'real' i mean those who actually LIKE them and don't just say they're cool coz they wana be thought of as, aherm, 'rawk'
1. 'dude, there's this awesome new band, they came out this year'
'what are they called?
'green day'
*2nd guy hits 1st guy over the head*
'sorry dude'
2. omg! i looooove green day. they are like totally the best band EVER! i love american idiot!
*pauses with expression of self realisation*
omg i've just realised i think im so totally 'rock' when im clearly NOT'
green day by shmeh May 13, 2005

Green Party 

A political party that believes in preserving the enviorment. Though its intentions are good it has attracted many people who are also wacko terrorists, such as PETA.
The Green party would be okay if it didn't attract so many freaks.
Green Party by Anonymous August 9, 2003

green fever

what pussies get when they cant handle a harmless drug called weed
kid 1: man i cant smoke anymore... im getting the green fever...
kid 2: fuckin pussy...
green fever by kbrais January 11, 2009

green goblin 

When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.
Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.
green goblin by jononomous September 2, 2005