Dead Rose

An African-American who likes to wear bright red clothing.

Lateesha went to Macy's and came back looking like a Dead Rose

Dead Rose by Xanaty February 5, 2005

dead head 

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

dead head by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

dead zone 

A highly-rated T.V. show in which a mannamed Johny was hit by a truck on the free-way, and was put into a coma for nearly over 2 years or so. The 'dead zone' refers to the part of the brain where doctors say, "No one can tap into" when some guy who was hit by a truck can? The dead zone of the brain can let you see where the future leads to, in whatever object or person you touch.

Johny closed his eyes and placed his hand over the cellphone bill he had just received in the mail. Almost instantly did he see that Nokia, indeed, was charging him 15$ a minute for his cellphone usage.

If only the rest of us could get powers like that.

dead zone by Phatal September 8, 2003

Dead Elvis 

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

Dead Elvis by Jefferson August 25, 2004

DEAD HEAD 

Dead Head
Dead Head or Dead headedness occurs when one in so redundant in heart mind and soul that all they do is scour the dump sites of the internet..spending their days 'being a computer whizz' ..hitting up the porn sites and lady sites to score some action when in reality they are dead heads..who try to sound and come off like they have their shit together when in reality they really do suck at life and always have the same girl problems..the kind of guy who has been a dater since he was like 9..you know that guy who always has a girlfriend??and always talks shit,has a ton of issues and makes up crap to u and says stuff like its not my fault..
fast forward ten years later he is still a dead head doing the same things since he was fifteen being an immature evil motherfucking asshole in life..acts up on all the fake emo but we know what he is really about..doesn't care about real issues..would never devote a whole 72 hours to one site..and you could say the same in life ..lack of dedication and chanelling engeries means he sucks for life and is just another porn hoarder with a new std to bring to the mating pool..
a talentless hack
a jerk off
a porn hoarder
loser
lies
stds
vids
stalker
creepy
wierdo
child molestation
owns a van with no air
hangs out in the sex shop
gets high
blunts a fag

smells like shit
asks ppl how many ppl u slept with
keeps asking questions
should be put to death
should be kicked out the window FOREVER.

who always lies about how many girls hes had ..hes had TONS ..but he wont tell u that he will sit his lying ass down and say hes had like two and ur his ....thrid gf..
a total liar,who will say anything to you,doesnt care about ur friends or how u fell,he is just a piece of shit scum dead head

tries to appear like he has other interests wen really all he does is watch porn,p2p and kids naked..
is a total jerk

will be doing the same shit when he is 42..

future wife beater..

DEAD HEAD by WARTNERRRRRRRRRRR October 21, 2010

dead kennedys

a band that sucks. people who think they are cool and really punk listen to it, then do everything to CONFORM to the views expressed in the songs. in reality, they are trying harder to CONFORM to this punk lifestyle than most Abercrombie models try to conform to the lifestyle of polo shirts.

A person has to be a real douche bag to be Too Drunk to Fuck.

dead kennedys by Ihatethem February 23, 2005

Dead On

Sarcastic term for someone who talks bullshit and and is not liked by anyone

Jonny is so "dead on" and thats why he has "so many" friends

Dead On by bowlsie February 18, 2004