shit talker

A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.

A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".

by shomesomethin July 7, 2010

shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

by katie bahr February 3, 2003

shit-tickle

The action of tickling someone so vigorously and relentlessly that they shit themselves from laughter. It is used to humble and humiliate people who hate being tickled.

"If you don't stop singing that stupid song, I'm going to shit-tickle you."

by movieman9040 March 6, 2009

molly shits

after you do molly and you need to shit so bad it’ll make you run to the closest bathroom

dude after i did molly last night i woke up with crazy bad molly shits, almost wrecked my pants

by illfuckyourmom420 April 14, 2019

shit fright

When one can't shit in public.

Paula: Yo Rachel let's go take a shit!
Rachel: Bro I can't shit here i have major shit fright...
Paula: Oh, thats rough. Let's hurry back to your place then.

by rachelalemany January 7, 2018

illegal shit

Usually consists of, but not limited to:
drugs
slavery
stalking
C heese P izza
murder
exposing/discovering government secrets

breaking the law

Guy: Yo, you hear what happened to Doug the other day?
Man: No, what happened?
Guy: He did some illegal shit and the FBI party van paid him a visit.

by JonyBoi May 13, 2016

Rainbows and Shit

Used to sum up an event, action or feeling as a whole.

That's full of bullshit and gayness.

(Not of the homosexual kind either)

Dude 1: I got a ticket today. Girlfriend broke up with me, I got fired from my job, and my Xbox 360 got RROD!

Dude 2: Wow bro your day sucked.

Dude 1: I know right? fucking Rainbows and shit.

by KnightimeX December 1, 2011