put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

National post your girl day

June 21Post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

Celebrate national post your girl day

by National post your girl day June 20, 2021

Sleeping on your style

Using substances or other, mostly non natural ways to be able to fall asleep at night.

Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.

Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.

by Exchange January 4, 2020

National give your gf your hoodie

Gf : - gimme your hoodie

Bf: - why ?
Gf : - bc today is national give me your hoodie day !

Bf : ok

Gimme your hoodie !

Why ?

Today is national give your gf your hoodie

by Alamiyaj October 13, 2021

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022