my bad

When you messed up so terribly and you don't want to do anything about it

"Why did you cheat on me with your sister?" "My bad. Didn't know we were exclusive."

by oooooh weeeeee January 18, 2021

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

My friend Rachael

An amazing person that I may or may not have a crush on.

Me: Hey do you know my friend Rachael?
Other person: Who?

by Hunter Fudge January 22, 2021

Butterflies in my Nutsack

Erection

As i witness the magnificence beyond this wall, that is when it hit me. There's butterflies in my nutsack.

by Ensign_Foil January 23, 2021