A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
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by anonymous October 9, 2023
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"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023
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"Everything sucks.. I hate everyone.." - Edgelord
"You just simply aren't looking at life right, then." - Softlord
"You just simply aren't looking at life right, then." - Softlord
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"Hey Bob, if you didn't have acne you could mog the whole school, but instead you should just softmaxx."
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