Portland Shorts 

Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.

"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

example - images.sodahead.com/polls/001120137/rednecks_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg

Portland Shorts by physiclagraffiti May 21, 2012

lip shorts 

Super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. They are so short, you can almost see the girls labia or vagina "lips"

"Man! Girls shorts are getting shorter every year! You can almost see her vag! My daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!"

lip shorts by mjo08 October 18, 2015

YouTube shorts commenters 

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”

1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.

YouTube shorts commenters by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023

Schrodinger's Shorts 

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.

Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.

Schrodinger's Shorts by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

shartial

a partial shart

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.

shartial by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009

shart-faced 

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

shart-faced by Fred Poole December 2, 2010