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Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
by defineer February 23, 2023
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phone shout

when people talk louder on the phone than they do in real life
My coworker has a case of phone shout.
by tpain914 December 15, 2017
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phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.
Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.
by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019
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burner phone

Typically owned when you're about to replace your old cellphone, this kind of phone is the smartphone that you "taste" for a short period of time (e.g. a month) before moving onto a better smartphone.
I picked up a burner phone while waiting to upgrade; it’s like a trial run for my next smartphone, but I can’t wait to get something better!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone
q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"
by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021
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Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.
Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.
by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009
mugGet the Penny Phonemug.

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