French Toast 

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.

Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!

French Toast by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021

French Bias 

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.

"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."

French Bias by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

French Doorknob 

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

French Doorknob by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French CPR 

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

French CPR by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021

French barbie 

Giving a french barbie is when a french man drinks his cum out of a blonde woman's vagina.

Oh, Jerry gave me a french barbie last night. it was wonderful!

French barbie by The frog master January 1, 2022

French Helmsman 

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

French Helmsman by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

French Toast Lover 

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

French Toast Lover by Simp Train January 11, 2022