denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

Nic'd to the dick

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.

kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins

by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017

twink dick

Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis

“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”

by socalgay February 3, 2019

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021