denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone

"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid

by CityWok666 June 29, 2011

Nic'd to the dick

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.

kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins

by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017

dick bra

Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.

Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.

I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.

by Big C & Lil E September 6, 2010

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021