Faux-Worker

A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.

Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.

by Mister Pamuk April 19, 2014

Wichita Workweek

The practice of electrical line workers from Wichita, Kansas reporting in sick during their normal work week then agreeing to work overtime for extra pay on the weekend. The end result was a full week’s pay for being sick plus two shifts of premium overtime. A man could work two days and get eight days of pay under this arrangement.

Jason was sick all week then worked both shifts on Saturday and Sunday. That’s what we call a ‘Wichita Workweek.’

by Scoots79 January 20, 2019

eden workman

The most beautiful girl in the world. Period. The sweetest person you’ll ever meet who cares for everyone. She only dates the best of the best (Gavin Ivie) and she knows how to make anyone feel better, especially her boyfriend. Eden is really laid back and easy going, she puts everyone shes around into the best moods. Her boyfriend is obviously the luckiest to have her cause she is so amazing and pretty and talented and splendid and all the good in this world rolled into one.

Gavin Ivie: I only date girls who are beautiful both inside and out.
Gavin’s brain: brooooo you should totally date Eden workman

by Rancheritos November 30, 2019

Middle-of-the-workday hot

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

by Danswer88 December 21, 2008

burned my workplace down

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

Boris Audio Works

A high-quality and professional audio production service, specialising in music production, mixing, mastering, and sound design. Known for its attention to detail and ability to produce top-notch, radio-ready audio tracks. Named after the founder and audio engineer behind the service, Boris.

"I'm really impressed with Boris Audio Works. I've never heard my music sound so good before."

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009