Hot ass oil treatment

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Warm white treat

A warm white treat is something that comes out of your lovers body!

bottom: please master give me your warm white treat!

master: of course... here's your warm white treat

by Ilovethatmansobad January 5, 2024

The Renn Treatment

The act of bombing a Subathon with subscriptions in order to keep a streamer live longer than predicted or reasonable.

"Did you see how Moon got The Renn Treatment, she was on for like 6 months."

by WindyApples January 20, 2024

The mileven treatment

When a canon ship gets in the way of a fanon ship with an intense fanbase, and is overhated because of it. Bonus points if the fandom of the fanon ship directs most of their hate towards a girl in the canon ship.

Stan 1: “I like this cute canon ship, but its so hard to enjoy when there’s always antis in my ear saying it’s toxic”
Stan 2: “that’s so annoying. Why are there antis?
Stan 1: “Because they ship a character from my ship with another character”
Stan 2: “your ship is totally getting the mileven treatment!”

by lovehändel November 14, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023