toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)

When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH

by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.

Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan

by ó h h é ł ł ó t h é r é June 2, 2021

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

TOGSexual

TOGSexual is the practice of falling in love with the ultimate hotty TOG

Guy 1: yo did you hear that rot is TOGSexual?

Guy 2: they've been dating for 5 months dumbass

by Dom Mommy Tog June 25, 2021