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smoke the tube 

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.
Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
smoke the tube by Holly1 January 10, 2007
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the Smoke 'n Stroke 

A term used to refer to the adult bookstores that also sell marijuana smoking accessories. Other terms include the Pipe 'n Porn and the Puff 'n Muff.
I ran out of screens for my pipe last night so I made a stop at the Smoke 'n Stroke.
the Smoke 'n Stroke by sammich_ September 28, 2006

pipe smoker

another name for a crack head, often used when referring to a crack smoker
pipe smoker by zenzenkun March 26, 2008

Free Smoke 

A proclamation made when you see how easy it is to beat Toko in a game of Smite.
"Toko is on the other team? free smoke!"
Free Smoke by SmiteGame February 7, 2020

pop smoke effect 

When someone mainly a rapper blows up after their death because they died.
“Dude king von just blew up out of no where. Ya I know it’s the pop smoke effect.”
pop smoke effect by LORDOREO November 11, 2020

smoke up 

To 'smoke up', is to have a hit of cannibus sativa from a bong or waterpipe.
"Do you want to have a 'session' next Saturday?"
"Yo' bruz, I 'smoke up' everyday, its jus' a matter of if yo' wanna be there or not!"
smoke up by Diego August 31, 2003

Smoke monster

(v.) Getting farted on whilst giving fellatio and/or cunnilingus; orig. Lost; can be quite upsetting for the receiving person especially during 69
"Yeah, it was awesome last night when I smoke monstered Cindy, but she didn't agree."

"I couldn't believe Tom farted when I was giving him a blowy - he totally smoke-monstered me."