Pond Scum

Very similar to Mud Butt however the bowel movement is green.

Dude I shouldn't have eaten that blue raspberry candy last night. I had some wicked pond scum at work.

by Long Ironside August 19, 2009

Pensacola Pussy Pounder

Popular spring break activity among foreign-born aviation students: Take one shaved cat (Nair or Nads works best - no stubble), breed optional, insert into vagina so that only the hind legs and tail are sticking out. Fuck cat in ass, using it pretty much like a condom.

"Dammit Azamat, it is my turn for doing Pensacola Pussy Pounder".

by Ziper December 9, 2007

dirty pounding

When you are giving it hard to the opposite sex, and shit is getting sweaty and just raw, you are in fact "dirty pounding."

Scott "What did you get up to after Thirsty Dogs?"
Ash "I slammed some more vodka then I was dirty pounding some chick!"
Chamillionaire Remix
"They see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin n' tryna catch me dirty pounding"

by PatWC September 26, 2006

poundin the puss

Beating that like u r thor with a hammer made out of meat over and over till those curtains are flat as the earth is round

Yo Tina give me that last dominos bread stick over there. Cause I got to free up time to so I can start poundin the puss

by darealthor May 9, 2014

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

dove pond

the female reproductive system.

I fingered her up the dove pond.

by zeben515 July 31, 2009