An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014
Get the Stucking Phonedmug. She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
Get the I got a new phonemug. Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016
Get the Phone captainmug. His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably
by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023
Get the min phonemug. The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
Get the phone paralysismug. Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.
by smendler March 13, 2018
Get the Phone afterglowmug. by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007
Get the phone mannersmug.