Some short kid that has the most basic side part known to man. His hair looks like a lego piece. Be careful around him, or he might get irritated.
by kashew_ng February 23, 2024
Get the Maxmug. The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.
"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"
by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024
Get the Zest-Maxxingmug. A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
by Max whiteman November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
by Jeddb December 5, 2024
Get the Max rosenmug. by 404paige March 19, 2024
Get the Cunt maxingmug. Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.
by Death the cat March 11, 2015
Get the max roscoemug. To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
Get the max-ditzmug.