Soccer Mom

Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).

Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?

Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...

Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...

Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!

Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!

Soccer Mom by StraightFMan February 14, 2005

Wow Mom Wow 

When your mother does something that merits no other response than getting a W tattooed on each of your buttcheeks, and doing a cartwheel in front of her resulting in "wow mom wow"

When tom's mother couldnt find out how to use the VCR again, Tom's onl response was Wow Mom Wow

Wow Mom Wow by Jolteon July 19, 2012

your mom thinks im dope 

It is a term of believing in yourself and knowing you are the shit! A quick comeback! Knowing who you are and never letting anyone tell you different! Be you! Do you! And you will glow like no one else!

Girl: man... please you aint shit.
Guy: Well ummm... your mom thinks i'm dope!
Guy 1: yo! that's sick dude
Guy 2: I know right... your mom thinks im dope!

Guy1: Man u hit last night
Guy2: naw man
Guy1: Ahaha I knew it!
Guy2: shutup! It's all good.. Your mom thinks i'm dope!

your mom thinks im dope by your mom thinks im dope December 7, 2013

Ur mom 

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

Ur mom by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020

pill-popping soccer mom 

A mother who is usually addicted to strong opiates or methamphetamines she can get legally or illegally. Often soccer moms take the edge off the meds high with booze or cheap domestic beer. Being a mom, most likely with an oblivious husband with a well-paying job, she's usually in possession of a solid grocery-getter/multi-passenger car most likely a white mini-van(the preferred vehicle of a PPSM) so she is able to get several kids to soccer practice after school while she's hopped up on meds.

"A pill-popping soccer mom purchased a set of new tires then proceeded to crash into the tire store trying to test out the new tires doing some high speed donuts in the parking lot. What a fucking stupid bitch! She must be a pill-popping soccer mom!"

"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"

"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."

pill-popping soccer mom by Dr. Nordoslavic December 8, 2012

Shelby's Mom

A large milf that likes to get it on nasty & aggressively.

Boy 1: "Man I just hit Shelby's mom"
2: "Damn!"

Shelby's Mom by Mm98 October 6, 2013

your mom and em 

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

your mom and em by [e-mail] February 21, 2009