mackerelenthusiast

an awesome mutual who everyone loves very much

i love mackerelenthusiast so much they're so hot

by hotpantsss March 23, 2021

macking

macking

yo my bro , i just macked that ting last night .

rahh babes i got a free yard are you on macking ,

by haze_19 March 27, 2021

Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

macking

having sex or flirting with another person

JJ - Are you macking Sarah Cameron?!
John B - No, I'm not macking Sarah

by outerbqnks April 15, 2021

Mackem Meltdown

A period in time that arises at any given full time whistle in league one in which Sunderland AFC have once failed to be anything other than overrated delusional bottlejobs

Look out lads, whistle just blown for full time and Sunderland have blown it again, it’s mackem meltdown time where no doubt it will be because Peterborough have a loan keeper

by Mr4691 April 17, 2021

macklin day

(May 15th) A day to celebrate all the Macklin’s in your life

Hey bro what day is it today

It’s macklin day!

by Macklin Day May 15, 2021

Mackenzie

The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She is as nice as a tree. She will drink all your Gatorade and Mountain Dew. She most likely hates you though, mainly because your looking up other bitches names in the dictionary.

A: Dude Mackenzie is so Pretty, I think I'm going to ask her out

B: Too bad she hates you though

by Kenzie Bear May 20, 2021