Life speedrun

Basically, die as fast has you can.

Person 1: im gonna commit life speedrun!
Person 2: what record bob?

Life speedrun by SomebodyDoingStuff March 24, 2021

Life's Poser 

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

Life's Poser by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021

LIFE @ THE PARTY 

LIFE AFRER DEATH NOT NECESSARILY A MEANING OF PHYSICAL DEATH NO PERHAPS MORE OF A DEATH AS TO SUCH A MEANS OF A MOMENT OR ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE OR SELF THAT DIES AND IS REBORN AS IF YOU WERE ENTERING A NEW PARTY OF PEOPLE OR STARTS AND ENDS NEW ENDS NEW BEGINNINGS NEW CAUSES FOR EXISTENCE NEW LOVES LOTS OF FAILURES BUT MANY GAINS AS WELL AS ACHIEVEMENTS TO GO FORTH AND LIVE LIFE @ THE PARTY!?!

Girl 1: I just broke up with my boyfriend and he took the car I feel so done with him right now
Girl 2: I guess it’s just a Life @ the party moment

LIFE @ THE PARTY by BloodySaber April 15, 2021

Life Scientist 

Invented by the boys from the streetwear brand 'azino', a life scientist is somebody who experiments with crazy ideas, experiences and adventures.

"I'm not a normal person, I'm a life scientist".

Life Scientist by anonymous April 23, 2021

Life Is Random 

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

Life Is Random by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

Life Hacks 

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it

"life hacks are dumb bruh"

Life Hacks by derpylemon June 28, 2021

Life dreamer 

Someone who daydreams their whole life away not caring a single thing about the real world, they also acted their daydreams.

"nami is always in her room!"
"What does she do there?"
"I don't know man, probably do something that every Life Dreamer does!"

Life dreamer by Mollyollyoldlady July 10, 2021