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pull a harry potter 

To get drunk and leave the party without saying goodbye, or having anyone notice.
Man in bar #1: Hey, where's Julie? I've looked everywhere.
Man in bar #2: I haven't seen her either. She probably pulled a harry potter. She does that when she's drunk.

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Inside a drunk person's head: Im so wasted. I guess I'll pull a harry potter.
pull a harry potter by sstrange September 13, 2009
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Harry Potter 

Probably one of the best series to ever walk the Earth. People are always comparing it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight when in reality, it's nothing like either. Twilight is a crappy vampire series and Lord of the Rings is totally awesome, but for me not as good as Harry Potter. Harry Potter is on it's way to becoming a piece of classic literature and it is well deserved too. People are always complaining about it but usually they don't read the books. Contrary to popular belief, J.K. Rowling is not a satanist. She is an awesome writer who made it after living on the streets. She has pretty much made my life worth living with her awesome characters, Harry Potter, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.
Person who has never read the books: "Harry potter is a fag."
Me: "Get over yourself."
Harry Potter by be_sacred August 19, 2010

Harry Potter 

To sit down and do something (most commonly read), all in one sitting or in a very short time, just as you would read a new Harry Potter book in one sitting just after it is released.
I am going to have to Harry Potter this book tonight John, I need to have it read by tomorrow or our teacher will be angry.
Harry Potter by emdebe September 6, 2007

harry potter 

Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.
"Harry Potter decays young minds. Period."
harry potter by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003

Ed Hardy 

A clothing brand inspired by Don Ed Hardy's tattoo work, and made into a designer brand by Christian Audigier.

For the people who say that people are "trendwhores" for wearing Ed Hardy; don't bash the people who can afford nice clothes, when you're stuck with the Wal-Mart brand. Since when is having money a reason to bash people? And, since when is liking a certain STYLE OF CLOTHING a reason to make people feel bad? If you don't like the style, do the rest of the sane people in the world a favor and keep your mouth shut. Get off your mom's computer and go do something outside instead of talking trash about a clothing brand you can't afford.
Girl: Ed Hardy is great. I love the designs.
Idiot: OMG! You trendwhore!
Girl: Um. Okay.
Ed Hardy by Smart Shopper July 31, 2009

harry potter 

One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated.
They each have about the same plot

Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid

Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.

Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"

Harry and his friends get into a minor fight

Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)

Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"

They defeat the evil

Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)
All Harry potter books ever written
harry potter by Katrin C January 9, 2009

Harrypoo 

1. When a teenage boy defecates on an abnormally small underage child. Usually occurs in a dream and the feces are usually shat directly into the mouth.
2. Occasionally some friends can join in and then it is called a Harrypooter.
1. O man, last night i went to the town elementary school and Harrypooed all over the place.
2. Me and my friends held a Harrypooter convention, it took me months to get rid of the smell on my sofa.
Harrypoo by Matt & Harrison January 12, 2009