A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
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Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!
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Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.
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Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck
Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!
Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!
Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!
Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!
Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
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