Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.
by Vince the madman November 8, 2004
Get the Smurf Club mug.Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
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The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club
by AKA March 12, 2005
Get the breakfast club mug.1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up
"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."
by Zar71 October 6, 2006
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Also: An oceanfront hotel in Hilton Head, SC.
Also: An oceanfront hotel in Hilton Head, SC.
K#4: Yo, you want to go get some food?
J#1: Nah, homie. Let's head back to the Players Club and cook up some pizza.
J#1: Nah, homie. Let's head back to the Players Club and cook up some pizza.
by S#5 January 27, 2007
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(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"
Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"
Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"
Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
by ips1023 September 9, 2010
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