Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.

" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "

by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020

Alabama

alabama, when two people of the same family date

person 1: hey look kyle and emma are holding hands
person 2: wait they are dating
person 1: yeah why
person 2: omg they are siblings
person: ew alabama

by baeof3men April 12, 2020

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

by Truck fucker April 15, 2020

Alabearth

The theory that Earth is secretly Alabama in one and all humans are cousins and commit incest with each other

“You can’t do that we’re cousins!”
“What do you mean?”
“We live on Alabearth!”

by Alabearthia May 2, 2020

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020