waffle

a waffle is literally a pancake with them abs after being sculpted by the waffle maker.

cool waffle there jerry

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.

Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle

by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025

waffling

When women want doughnuts ......see doughnut.

Yo its 12 o clock foo lets go waffling.

by Yo dude August 24, 2004

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Waffle

Everyone knows what waffle is. Yes! It is a dessert. You can put syrups and fruits on it.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.

Ex) A: (bullshits)

B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!

Ex) C: what did your professor say?

D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.

by Dobbyisfree December 9, 2018