Peel her orange

Guy 1: dude did you go down on your girl last night

Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean

by Peelherorange April 15, 2016

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It's me orange-pee

The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.

"It's me orange-pee, doing a little snagger - yeah, yeah, yeah!"

by MylesH November 2, 2019

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Orange Juice

The most delicious beverage ever invented

Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

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ORANGE

some one who gets shot in the stomach

Shit! ORANGE got tagged.

by butte phucker August 31, 2019

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orange guffin

when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo

dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!

by zapitapi June 26, 2024

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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

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