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National Suck Dick Day

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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BEEP BOOP BAP BAP the best head in the universe
OBAMA: ATTENTION CITIZENS I NEED HEAD IMMEDIATELY. biggy cheese: yo someone give this man some pp suck.
pp suck by Madlycrazycat October 31, 2019

the suck 

Slang used for the Marine Corps by Marines only. No one knows when it started. Very popular during and after Vietnam.
I've been in the suck for over twenty years.
An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.
The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
I Suck by Leon Malick December 20, 2008

libby suck 

When you're given a bad blowjob from the Queen of England
Queen Elizabeth: "How was that baby?"

Prince Philip: "That was such a Libby Suck."

Queen Elizabeth: "Cri"
libby suck by amazingfail December 6, 2015

it aint gonna suck itself 

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob
Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".