luaunch

To construct and consume a sandwich during a long, uneventful launch in Kerbal Space Program. A portmanteau of "lunch" and "launch."

My SSTO was so stable I was able to perform a luaunch.

by Nicad April 1, 2014

lunch zoned

When you ask a girl out on a date, and she replies yes how about we do lunch.

Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.

Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.

Mike. Man this some bull ****.

by hgo9889 October 14, 2014

Lunch Box

Someone that either laughs a lot. Or tells funny stories that lunches other people out.

Terry's coming over, he's a cool dude. Total lunch box though.

by IPoise December 23, 2014

lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block

Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."

by Ch11 July 25, 2014

lunchkin

a person who tends to gluttonously have much of a lunch.

I won't take you out for a lunch. You are such a lunchkin.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 28, 2014

Lunch box

He who spreads his cheeks to receive a gaping

Mike bent over reached his hands back an spread his butt cheeks waiting for a baseball bat to be inserted in his lunch box

by DukeherIdid September 16, 2015

Luncheoner

A participant in a luncheon: a formal lunch. In addition the word can be used to refer to an individual who participates in the group |swallowing| of |ejaculate| especially |bukkake|.

A luncheoner should dress appropriately for the meal.

by Abad Shuda Nim December 18, 2015