doo wop looking mother fucker

those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away

look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker

by the doo wop bandit June 26, 2015

look at my eggs

when ur a weak a bitch a bitch

1: "look at my eggs"
2: "puisy"

by TISITHEFRENCHIESTFRY August 8, 2021

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

look at tvs

Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.

Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning

by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024

Looking at a flower

Slang for smoking weed.

Yo, you tryna look at a flower?

Sorry, I was looking at a flower.

by YoYo5n9 March 5, 2024