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i drop kicked that child in self defense 

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
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Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."

pidgeon kicker 

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.
Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.
pidgeon kicker by Circushead July 10, 2006

Chin kicker

Is in reference to the body positioning when two females are engaged in the act of scissoring with direct vulva on vulva contact .
I bet Rosie Rottencrotch and Susie Sorehole that just walked in together are closeted chin kickers !!!

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about
eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

Kickin' off in Narnia 

The act of engaging in any illegal, immoral or indecent behavior in a closet or wardrobe. Most often used to describe reckless, impetuous, often drunken and unprotected sexual intercourse in any area with extrememly restrictive/limited space or a configuration not conducive to carnal activity.
You missed it last night Jimbo - it was kickin' off in Narnia! I had Jeana bent over in her mom's fuckin' broom closet. If she's walking normal today, it will be a miracle.