Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club

by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick

"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

by NoloveDeepweb August 29, 2017

Ham

Hair ass mofo

That boy is a ham bro look at him!!!1!1!1!

by Kityylova_42069 February 27, 2019

Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.

ohhh god not sway-ham.

by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019