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Golden Udder

The Golden Udder
Full name Golden Udders of lucidity
the golden udder is somthing earthworm jim must collect to help save him self from going in a coma forever

so heres the story

Earthworm Jim is hit by a flying cow that sends him into a coma. Jim awakens within his own mind and discovers he has gone insane. His past villains have entered his mind and if something doesn't happen soon, Jim will be in the coma forever. His super ego has been unleashed within his mind to stop the madness. To restore his sanity he must find the Golden Udders of lucidity.When Jim enters his mind, he finds out that his four mind chambers have been taken over by his worst fears. He must collect Golden Udders to unlock the other three chambers and Green Marbles to unlock the levels within the chamber. Jim defeats four villains who took over his mind chambers, and finally faces the personification of his trauma: Earthworm Kim.

GOLDEN UDDERS SAVE YOU
Guy 1 : dude i am 3 golden udders away from getting them all
guy 2 : sweet dude!
by TheToxicBox October 14, 2011
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Golden Albatross

The act of urinating in somebody's mouth while they are performing fellatio
John - I was going down on Jenny last night and she gave me a Golden Albatross
Jim - Ew man that's gross
by crimsoncape September 5, 2015
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Golden Rain

Golden Rain; When you are sleeping on a bottom bunk of a bunk bed, and the person above wets themself so much that a shower begins to rain upon you.
Harry: Yo dude, that sleepover sucked at Tom's house!
Jeff: I know right? He gave me golden rain when I slept under his bunk!
Harry: Awww shit dawg that's disgusting I don't wanna know about that!
by ObamaB!nLaden December 9, 2019
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Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94
The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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south golden beach

the best town ever.
also known as south golden or simply golden.
is located in New South Wales,Australia near byron bay.
not part of ocean shores if people didn't realise.
south golden isnt big enough to be on maps or big enough to be recognised on satellite navigation systems.
'man that party at south golden beach was off the hook'
by franklini October 20, 2008
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golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
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golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
by Thefanman April 14, 2016
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