getting dayanned

Getting Dayanned (verb):
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.

Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.

Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”

by Lolyourbiggestoppisherw December 30, 2024

Getting chalky

Synonym to scissoring. Homosexual act between women where they rub vaginas together. Also known as "grinding clams" which would create a chalky substance due to the breakdown of calcium carbonate found in clam shells

Bitches in the gay bar be getting chalky.

by fatsmcgee December 31, 2024

Getting lmfaod

When you let the entire cohort of teachers bust up inside of you, and the get the video leaked to the grade 8’s.

“Holy Shit, Lucas is Getting lmfaod”

by Yaser Jafar January 23, 2025

Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

Getting nailed

nailing (plural nailings) A mechanical fastening by means of nails. (slang) An act of sexual intercourse, especially a hard one.

I hope I end up getting nailed at the end of the night

by Ilooveturtles18465926 January 25, 2025

Getting JT'ED

When hanging out with friends Getting JT'ED means getting violently molested but not being able to "complain" because there all wearing socks

Elek is Getting JT'ED by Brayden

by Jt crawfish January 29, 2025

Getting Ochoa’d

Getting Ochoa’d is when you get put up in the air by a bunch of people than they take your slides and socks, so you decide to spin back but it goes wrong and you get body slammed onto the ground and multiple people get their licks on you( while the hoes are watching), now you lose all of your aura infront of everyone, this is some shit you can’t comeback from

“Aye bro you moving mad weird, you will be Getting Ochoa’d

by Kanyeye February 6, 2025