Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

by Nonery October 28, 2023

flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.

What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.

by QuacksO April 18, 2024

Dry

A conversation that is considered very boring or bland. It's usually the result of the person on the other end to either not be interested in talking or giving very vague responses to the conversation. This results in a feeling of uncertainty and anxiety within the other end of the conversation. Usually occurs online, but can happen in real life scenarios.

Person X: Hello! How are you
Person Y: Good.
Person X: That's good to hear.
(awkward pause)
Person X: Soo anything up?
Person Y: Nm.
Person X: Oh well I'm studying personally, it's kind of hard lol.
Person Y: Cool.
Person X: I mean not really??
(Awkward pause)
Person X and Y: God this is so dry.

by unoriginalUmbrella September 6, 2022

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫

Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum

by KityLover November 14, 2017

Mama dry

Nemesis of mama moist and is a 3am yt

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018