poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.

The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.

by Captain snort May 6, 2018

Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn

A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.

by The ideal God May 27, 2018

shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

by Wonka August 11, 2018

Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

by Mbabane January 11, 2019

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019