nuclear waist

A very large stomach, not necessarily on an obese person.

If you eat the way you're eating, sooner or later you're gonna get nuclear waist.

by pentozali April 1, 2010

the waitingtodie

When you shove your own dick between your legs and up your asshole and piss inside of yourself.

he likes to do the waitingtodie all of the time

by eichmanb December 8, 2010

Secure Waiting Space

Originally opened as a "waiting space" for homeless men, the Secure Waiting Space is a Hennepin County funded overflow shelter operated by Catholic Charities. It is located at 1000 Currie Avenue North, Minneapolis, MN 55403.

It houses around 150-200 men a night. The first floor of the shelter consists of thin mats on a floor, and the second floor is called Pay-for-Stay. Beds are around $4.00 a night, and men must be sober to stay on the second floor.

Shelter workers and case managers refer to Secure Waiting Space as "1000 Currie" or "Secure Waiting," but homeless people almost always call it tramp camp.

Where is Secure Waiting Space? Are you talking about tramp camp? Oh yah, now I know what you mean.

by burdgirl March 1, 2011

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

by Cummy worm March 20, 2011

Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011

Faux-waiian

A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.

Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.

by please-me-please January 2, 2012

Banff Waitress

Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.

Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.

Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."

by Canuck words June 19, 2012