Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
Christian Boser
by Woman who milks cows May 24, 2011
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Christian le

That tan kid
Person 1: whos Christian le?
Person 2: you mean the tan kid?
by Mactoid May 12, 2022
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Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake
by Urban dictionary is not ded January 08, 2018
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Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.
"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
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Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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