keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

Daddy Pants

A pair of ill fitting pants in which the crotch sags well below the knee

"those daddy pants, make you look well hung"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

Debo Dance Pants

usually a sheisty rapscallion that shows up to your party to drink the beer and never be seen again. a "debo" also usually contributes nothing and whines constantly. a truly miserable person to be around.

Put the knife down rick, you're being a real Debo Dance Pants.

by oh newman February 18, 2010

polly prissy pants

A little girl doll owned by South-Park's Eric Cartman. She often likes to pretend to be Salma Hayak.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006

Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

I have no pants on

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021