Tree piss

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.

tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.

by Bumjol January 27, 2007

goose piss

The made up insult drink.

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!

by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008

e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

Builders Piss

A builders piss is when ones trip to the john for a quick slash takes longer than expected due to the need to take a shit

"ah mate sorry about the wait that turned into a builders piss real quick"

by Majyk January 9, 2009

piss drill

using a stream of urine to bore a hole in ice or deep snow

Piss drill through that layer of ice

by cilicat April 25, 2013

kid piss

To drop one's pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid pisses.

"Dude I was at the pub the other day and this bloke rocked up next to me and started taking a kid piss"

by tiny_dancer May 30, 2013

piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014